Sometimes I Trip Over My Wiener T-Shirt

If you own a Dachshund, you know the struggle: theyƒ??re 2 feet long, 4 inches off the ground, and always exactly where youƒ??re about to step. This hilarious tee celebrates the "perils" of living with a low-rider. Whether youƒ??re dodging them in the kitchen or actually taking a tumble in the hallway, this shirt says it all with a wink.

Your available blank styles appear above. Gildan offers a classic unisex feel, Bella + Canvas is softer and more contemporary, and Comfort Colors is heavyweight and relaxed.

• Order your usual size for the intended fit
• Size up once for relaxed wear
• Size up twice for an oversized look
• Wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print

Every tee is printed on demand. Production normally takes 1–3 business days. After dispatch, tracking is sent by email. Delivery speed depends on destination and carrier.

Because each item is made for you, size or color changes are not returnable. If an item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or misprinted, contact us within 7 days with your order number and clear photos.