Dead Serious About Bad Decisions T-Shirt

Slide into something that feels lived-in from the first wear. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a soft, vintage texture with bold, blood-red lettering that reads like a dare. It sits loose and relaxed—made for nights out that lean loud and mornings that remember everything and nothing. The cotton wears in, not out; the dye and tubular knit give each shirt a slightly unique look, like a well-traveled band tee passed between friends. Wear it with ripped jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or under a leather jacket when you want your outfit to speak with a grin.

The graphic’s dripping, horror-inspired type catches the eye without shouting—perfect for people who like their humor dark and their style honest. Available in many colors and a wide size range, this tee ages into a favorite you reach for again and again.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a softened color and lived-in feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk cotton
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and offered in 58 colors with a sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean